Sunday, July 01, 2007

Ben


Name: Benjamin Louis Carver

Hometown: New Iberia, Louisiana

Sign: Pisces

Favorite Things: Kung-Fu, poorly-lit bars, New Orleans, well-earned scars, bourbon, PBS & NPR, weaponry, shrimp any kinda way, crazy people, jazz, signs of the apocalypse, books, The New Orleans Saints, Johnny Cash, photographs, mostly benign dictators, green living, Team Venture, hypothetical situations, Dada art, youthful optimism, Craig Souza, and any large body of water.

Least Favorite Things: Panda Bears, evil intent, most Republicans.

Personal Motto: There is no Satan, Just God When He Drinks

Contact me here: ben@thenewgay.net

Ben Defines The New Gay Click Here

Highlights:
The Dirty Brown
The Green Lantern
Butt Acne and the Gay Agenda
10 Rules of Dating
Pre-emptive Action on Heterosexual Incursion
Life In Shaw
Cancer

7 Comments:

Michael said...

What's so wrong with pandas? They're not _all that_ but they are pretty innocuous, no?

Zack said...

I think is just that Ben prefers not to see things in strictly black and white.

Anonymous said...

Quick hypothetical Ben. What's worse? Waking up in the middle of the night and finding a panda bear at the foot of your bed or a Republian staring at you with evil intent?

Ben said...

These are equivalent scenarios. All Panda Bears are Republican.

Frock said...

Who cares about pandas??? Ben is kinda hottttt!!!

:)

Anonymous said...

is your bf back from asia, or are you still dry humping the linens?

Anonymous said...

I like well earned scars too. Well put