Ben

Name: Benjamin Louis Carver
Hometown: New Iberia, Louisiana
Sign: Pisces
Favorite Things: Kung-Fu, poorly-lit bars, New Orleans, well-earned scars, bourbon, PBS & NPR, weaponry, shrimp any kinda way, crazy people, jazz, signs of the apocalypse, books, The New Orleans Saints, Johnny Cash, photographs, mostly benign dictators, green living, Team Venture, hypothetical situations, Dada art, youthful optimism, Craig Souza, and any large body of water.
Least Favorite Things: Panda Bears, evil intent, most Republicans.
Personal Motto: There is no Satan, Just God When He Drinks
Contact me here: ben@thenewgay.net
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Highlights:
The Dirty Brown
The Green Lantern
Butt Acne and the Gay Agenda
10 Rules of Dating
Pre-emptive Action on Heterosexual Incursion
Life In Shaw
Cancer
7 Comments:
What's so wrong with pandas? They're not _all that_ but they are pretty innocuous, no?
I think is just that Ben prefers not to see things in strictly black and white.
Quick hypothetical Ben. What's worse? Waking up in the middle of the night and finding a panda bear at the foot of your bed or a Republian staring at you with evil intent?
These are equivalent scenarios. All Panda Bears are Republican.
Who cares about pandas??? Ben is kinda hottttt!!!
:)
is your bf back from asia, or are you still dry humping the linens?
I like well earned scars too. Well put
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