Jodie Foster is Back on the Market
A few breakups ago found me bemoaning my bad luck and bad choices to my mom. I was giving her the whole "I'm gonna die alone" and "why do I select the hopelessly incompatible" laundry list of self-pitying bullshit, when she helpfully offered, "Ellen's cute."
It was heartening and amusing to think my mom believed Ellen Degeneres might be, um, in my league and social circle, and were I single now I wonder if she might point out that Jodie Foster, too, is cute, as she and Cydney Bernard, recently revealed partner of 14 years, have split.
Cydney, we hardly knew ya. Let's hope the two kids and fortune between them don't make this ugly on top of sad. On the bright side, Jodie Foster is Back on the Market.
4 Comments:
Jenny, do you think you make any special kind of "Contact" with her?
What I mean is that you and Jodi should go somewhere romantic and silence each other's lambs.
You don't know how many movie title puns I considered before settling for that headline.
bingo!
awesome punnery. my mom has offered me ellen and cynthia nixon. moms are so charitable. i hope candleshoe gets a rerelease outta this.
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