Will There Be Lesbians? You May Rely On It

Hebden Bridge is falling down...under a great density of lesbians. NPR reports that the Yorkshire, England locale was "just another dying mill town" before being overrun with strange sisters in the '90s. Today, 1 in 5 adults is of the gay lady persuasion, thanks to the welcoming nature of Hebden Bridgers.

Do you know where else 1 in 5 adults are lesbetarians? At HRC's Mystics Pride Night. There's no time like three weeks from now to finally get your ass to a Mystics game. It'll be like having Guerilla Queer Bar at a queer bar.

The helpful flyer says that $40 gets you a decent seat and entry to the after party, which the players are supposed to attend. Do not get drunk and hit on a player. You will look foolish.

Where: Dewar's 12 Clubhouse, 2nd Floor of Verizon Center
When: Saturday May, 31 from 3:30pm - 10:00pm